demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

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fannishbeth:

twinntastic-vegan-princes:

evilfeminist:

Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and that women with HIV should have a badge or special underwear so that this doesn’t happen to another man. It is 12:12am and I am already done with the world. 

That is rape culture

THIS POST WINS FOR THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I’VE READ ALL DAY

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silenthill:

yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!

yall today: pussy or butthole

(via whisperintoass)

leonmcgann:

i don’t wanna go to parties, i just wanna be invited to them

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via troyyy)

inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

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