*me when bored*
me: mom you need anything?
mom: no, thanks
*me on the laptop*
mom: can you come help me?


the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via mytwinsestra)


mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(via vanillish)

parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know

I mean, I hope you’re happy,
But the sky is still the sky without you,
And I’m not surprised by that anymore.


thank you

You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are.