I am awake but at what price

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aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

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what do i do on tumbler

get in your mum’s car

haven’t heard that one before

Straight White Boy Problem #385


*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

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[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

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A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

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why yalls garlic bread so nasty


What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

y her titties a source of energy


i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

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