*me when bored*
me: mom you need anything?
mom: no, thanks
*me on the laptop*
mom: can you come help me?
me:

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via mytwinsestra)

asscrab:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(via vanillish)

parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know

I mean, I hope you’re happy,
But the sky is still the sky without you,
And I’m not surprised by that anymore.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

thank you

You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are.